Meet my room mate, Marge. Living with her is nothing less than an adventure. She has odd sleeping habits, disappears for days at a time, and returns with several stories and/or battle wounds. Here are a few examples of things I have experienced living with Marge:
I once walked in my room and found her covered in dirt, with a broken heel, yelling “LOOK AT ME!” at herself in the mirror.
She once stayed up until 8:30am, slept until 5pm, showered, and was out again by 6pm.
I walked in our room and found her dressed as whatever that is in the last picture.
Once she couldn’t sleep so she left at 3am and wandered until the gym opened at 6, and then went to breakfast.
She bought 3 Beta fish. She is currently fattening them up and having people place their bets on the Beta fish fight she is hosting Saturday.
She wears a romper made out of a towel when she gets out of the shower.
I decided to make this blog to share stories, photos, and videos of Marge’s many adventures. Stay tuned, you’re in for a treat.
Marge quote of the day: “You ate 3 brownies? Fat asses, I’m eating the last one, bitches.”